Wow. They threw in a cantrip, and it still sucks. Oh wait, it's a delayed cantrip. Nevermind, "sucks" is not a strong enough word to describe this card.
Robface
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(2 votes)
I have so many of these terrible cards sitting around. It's upsetting.
jbrsci1
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Basically you can infer from this card that Wizards is against drinking.
ballerstatus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
We need more cards like this for booze-themed casual decks
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
But... regretfully few cards feature Roy Batty enjoying a nice glass of wine with a sparkler in it. I can only think of, like, two others... at most.
docstorm
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Delayed cantrip aaaaaand....... nothing. .5/5
qk1
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Truly, a beautiful wonder of prowess and grandeur.
Jodien37
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Magic is a game where a player, in order to win, should lower her opponent from 20 to 0 life. This is exactly why cards such as this are next to useless.
O0oze
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
they should make "unholy vodka: : target player loses 1 life. that player discards a card at the beginning of the next upkeep". would have been better. and cooler.
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