Pointed Discussion

Try Test of Faith.

reverse Burst Lightning!

"Orim, this is just your run of the mill standard white paint, correct?"

"Well... I may or may not have added a thing or two to make it more goopy and applicable to the skin."

"...fine just don't get any in my mouth, hair or eyes."

With multikicker this would work.

I'm pretty certain there's a Betrayers of Kamigawa spell that does this without requiring the kicker cost.... still, does make me sad these kinds of spells have phased out. They always seemed to be an interesting combat trick.