I like how so many cards in this set are mirrored between the phyrexian and mirran sides, such as this and Glissa's Courier
A3Kitsune
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
The first red forestwalker.
Eternal_Blue
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(13 votes)
no you don't, faisjdas! no you don't!
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(14 votes)
the line they drew is called cleavage
faisjdas
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0)(11 votes)
I know you're trying to appeal to a certain Magic playing stereotype wizards, but seriously, her boobs are larger than her thighs.
You have to draw a line somewhere
themlsna
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Kryptnyt is now my favorite user.
MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(16 votes)
@faisjdas Shut The F U C K up. The Art Is Sexy And Koth Deserves A Fine Hoe.
Whitewing
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(4 votes)
I was always happy to draw this card when playing against green infect.
HanZzz
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(9 votes)
Finally after over 15 years, Hurloon Minotaur has been outclassed.
ratchet1215
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(15 votes)
There are two big reasons why I love this card.
EpicBroccoli
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0)(11 votes)
You can see why Koth keeps her as his courier.
DacenOctavio
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(4 votes)
Well, red generally isn't a subtle color, Koth is a geomancer, and it was only a matter of time before Wizards gave us a card that we can apply the technical term "cleavage" to in so many ways.
ROBRAM89
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Magic is so tame by modern fantasy standards that this pretty much has to exist. Remember the art they used when they first brought Serra Angel back? She was wearing a freaking boiler.
lorendorky
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I just noticed she is a rogue. Forestwalking could definitely assist in paying prowl costs.
Yoktes
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(1 vote)
koths concubine?
Fert12334
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Seriously is there any way you couldn't notice those? It's funny how almost every single comment here is talking about the art...
@Fitchen_Kinks i see your comments on just about every card like this one... Is that the only reason you play magic?
Anyways, about the actual card, it seems good in limited, but it probably wont even get into a sideboard in constructed.
3/5... plus 0.5/5 for the art XD
Studoku
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
The sexy art makes up for the fact that I hate facing this card in limited. When your opponent has managed to draft 4 of these, you end up on a pretty short clock.
Really nice card though- it keeps infect from being too dominant.
Squeak-Squeak
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Wayne Reynolds has a special way with bosoms. Just look at Armadillo Cloak, Kor Hookmanster, and Wild Nacatl.
NeoKoda
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
The funny thing is, I didn't notice her...assets... until reading the comments. I just came to this card to mention the fact that I think it's pretty good.
ZEvilMustache
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
I'm putting this argument to bed:
Note her giant metal push-up top. I'm sure she's a very normally proportioned lady who just likes to dress up for deadly missions. I'm more concerned with her enormous hands.
MyrBattlecube
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
@Squeak-Squeak Yes, I believe we refer to those as the "Wayne Reynolds Sphere Boobs." It's not an uncommon trait for him.
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You have to draw a line somewhere
It's funny how almost every single comment here is talking about the art...
@Fitchen_Kinks
i see your comments on just about every card like this one...
Is that the only reason you play magic?
Anyways, about the actual card, it seems good in limited, but it probably wont even get into a sideboard in constructed.
3/5... plus 0.5/5 for the art XD
Really nice card though- it keeps infect from being too dominant.
Note her giant metal push-up top. I'm sure she's a very normally proportioned lady who just likes to dress up for deadly missions. I'm more concerned with her enormous hands.
Or a huge, buoyant, perky pair of breasts.
lmao