Pointed Discussion

Hand_Bannana 2010-10-14

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (9 votes)

haha dong.....

A3Kitsune 2010-11-19

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

Turning your opponent's biggest creature against him is always good.

Rakdos.Da.Purifier 2010-11-20

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)

still useful today. you can target emrakul, then throw a few burn right at them.

Enemy_Tricolor 2011-01-07

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (5 votes)

Opponent: "Dooooong, where is my auto-mobi-"

Emrakul: "RRRAAAAARRRGGGHHH!"

Gahoojin 2011-04-11

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

This could be a cool EDH general...

UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD 2011-06-15

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

The perfect counter to Blightsteel Colossus in EDH.

Salient 2011-08-25

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)

When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.

Ironically, Dong Zhou is not the creature that dongs you.

Anathame 2011-09-11

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

Just don't play him next to Lu Bu. He tends to die messily when they meet.

JARYISM 2012-03-20

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (3 votes)

@Rakdos
You might have trouble targetting Emrakul dude

MagicShine 2012-05-24

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

@JARYISM: No he wouldn't. Emrakul has protection from colored spells, not triggered abilities from colored creatures. He is not a spell any longer when he enters the battlefield. Gogo Emrakul backstabbing!

Ligerman30 2012-10-15

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I typed in dong a long into the search bar and this is what I got ... *sigh*

Buljinn 2013-03-20

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

His triggered ability reflects history well. Dong Zhuo (Or rather Dong Zhou in this case) Instigated Lu Bu to kill his adopted father, Ding Yuan, and join him. I love it when Wizards makes the mechanics of a card really mean something.

DaLucaray 2014-02-03

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

He's a Ballchinian!