5/5 for one of the best flavour texts on one of the most flavoury sets on Magic history.
Kryptnyt
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(6 votes)
@Kirbster Doesn't look like the rain is made out of tears. I imagine it is actually human waste, and the "tears" come from the people getting pooed on. Wouldn't you cry if it rained poo every day?
XTwistedsoulX
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Actually, it looks like the eyes that cried these tears were wearing lots of mascara. Mercadian Mascara? Oh ho ho. Not funny.
LordRandomness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Mo' like rain of excrement!
Kirbster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
So... the Mercadians cry on their neighbours each day?
...buddy, if you hear "tears" and think "poo," I'm guessing you had a rough childhood.
Sago
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Looks like they are having fun.
Equinox523
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
A fixed Sinkhole, this gave black some extra land destruction to compliment its many discard spells. A pity 3 CMC land destruction is being considered "unfun" these days.
The_Evictee
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Wizards please return black land destruction at 3 CMC.
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Doesn't look like the rain is made out of tears. I imagine it is actually human waste, and the "tears" come from the people getting pooed on. Wouldn't you cry if it rained poo every day?
...buddy, if you hear "tears" and think "poo," I'm guessing you had a rough childhood.