As a suicidal black player, I love this card. Man, it's BLACK. I tear off my own arm and beat you to death with it! That's what black does, you want "nice" cards? Play another color.
Narim
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Ok... I have read the flavor text, then I need to give it at least 4 stars! :D
Rotary_Fist
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
I like this card a lot, it is humorous, flavorful, and still quite useful.
Homelands
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(6 votes)
Black will do anything to win.
NoobOfLore
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Flavor text has got to be worth 5 stars.
Shadoflaam
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(2 votes)
It costs {BB}{P}
Arachnos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's a 2/2 flyer for 2 mana, not THAT shabby. Black has plenty of ways to gain the life back anyways. The flavor text made me laugh, too. 4/5 for me.
Raibys
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
And this is why Chimney Imp always uses Old Spice (tm).
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Cheaper wind drake, not terrible.
blurrymadness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This isn't a *bad* card, but if I'm going to suicide, I want it to be worth it damn it! I think the drawback is fair but the card comes out unimpressive and doesn't carry enough weight. Vault Scourge is a good example of where paying 2 life isn't so bad. I'd rather they had dropped this guy's toughness, left him splashable (as losing two life is enough of a drawback, compare to bog imp)
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