Pointed Discussion

Champion_Kitsune 2009-10-15

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (12 votes)

I thought this said Porn Inspector when I first saw it.
For that, plus hilarious monacled artwork, I give it 5*.

Guest57443454 2010-05-26

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (7 votes)

It is a nice piece of artwork, but otherwise it is relatively useless, it's P/T ensures it will get killed if you trigger it's ability...I'd rather get a better two-drop and play Telepathy.

Kirbster 2010-05-30

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (12 votes)

This badass can suck up a blast from a Rocket Launcher.

Fear him.

izzet_guild_mage 2010-06-11

★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (6 votes)

Kitsune and Kirbster:
I loled.

OMFGrhombus 2010-08-29

★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (7 votes)

This is probably my most favourite card ever just for the art.

Smauls 2011-01-28

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (8 votes)

Almost looks like the guy moved from Whoville.

Imperialstonedragon 2011-03-24

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

porn inspector xDDD

Duskdale_Wurm 2011-03-25

★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)

@Champion_Kitsune
PORN INSPECTOR??

Then you should read again, it said "Look at defending player's hand" ,not body. xD

OverfiendSurprise 2011-05-08

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (4 votes)

@Duskdale_Wurm: body =/= porn

iraah9 2011-08-08

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)

Strictly worse than Storm Crow

richardshort 2013-05-24

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I think that guy just blue himself.

N03y3D33R 2013-12-07

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)

He's looking for his Red Stapler.

Artifact CMC {3}
Tap to band two target creatures together, this effect lasts indefinitely.

Kodanshi 2014-04-03

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Great art and the card is so utterly flavourful!

Wish it were a better effect though。

CovetousDragon 2014-04-24

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Some boy in a Magic commercial picked this card over Rhox. May god have mercy with him - Rhox sure as hell didn't.