What is she wearing? Or more correctly, what isn't she wearing?
PhyrexianFailure
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Nice flavor on this one! I still think her face looks really creepy now though...
ThisisSakon
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(6 votes)
Because proper clothing hides your Ichor stains...
Selez
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Nah, it's not Phyrexia making her look hotter, that's just Nils Hamm.
Anyway, despite artifacts having shriveled in number, every limited deck will have them. You will always hit something good with this card, so... 3rd-4th pick. Any later than 5th and its a signal that Green is open.
Leonidus78
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(20 votes)
I can see it now. Artifact creature walks by glissa takes a turn to check her ass and ... BAM!
krauser-gogetthegirl
★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0)(10 votes)
the phyrexians gave glissa a blade hand, evil outlook, Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger made her his second in command. they could have at least gave her a bigger booty than that if they gave her a thong. but i guess its all good. basically phyrexians are all about their implants. irrelevant though. i personally dont think phyrexians procreate. if i was eruzi though...oh yea.
does anybody else think the oil can b sexually transmited?
Atali
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
The only reason this has the 1 life attached is because they needed an excuse to not make it an Oxidize reprint.
You can see the look on that thing's face as it's falling apart. It clearly states, "DAT ASS"
BastianQoU
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Glissa's glare makes me lose my spine, but her touch renews it, my resolve weakening, and yet the joy remains.
Pardon the random spiel, it's late and i just found out how to use autocard ^^
Axelle
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
Join the dark side, we have strippers.
MasterOfEtherium
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(3 votes)
lol@ axelle. Yeah Strippers Would Turn Me Phyrexian, Thong Thong Thong. GLISSA - G-String DIVA
mflanaga
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(3 votes)
DAT SCORN!!
MarlinFlake
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
glissa got back
BlackFlameAshura
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Such an awesome card, this cycle of cards was simply fantastic. I'm all about Geth's Verdict, though this thing is like icing on the cake by blowing up their Batterskulls and their Swords right in their faces..
Myrofkoth
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(4 votes)
The artist has problems
Cheza
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0)(3 votes)
I like the fact that it can't destroy enchantments.
If a color should have some problems dealing with enchantments, it should be green. So instead of enchantment hate, green should do more against nonbasic lands. But still, -1 life feels too much like some random addition than a useful side effect.
Nucleon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
It's Glissa! *DA NAAAAAAH!*
Morgaledh
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
DAT ASS
MtG_Perv
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
That is one powerful ass.
SAUS3
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
In this art, she looks like a predator (alien vs predator etc.). Also the artist had some fun...
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Anyway, despite artifacts having shriveled in number, every limited deck will have them. You will always hit something good with this card, so... 3rd-4th pick. Any later than 5th and its a signal that Green is open.
Artifact creature walks by glissa takes a turn to check her ass and ...
BAM!
does anybody else think the oil can b sexually transmited?
Why did you let this happen, Wotc?
Pardon the random spiel, it's late and i just found out how to use autocard ^^
If a color should have some problems dealing with enchantments, it should be green. So instead of enchantment hate, green should do more against nonbasic lands. But still, -1 life feels too much like some random addition than a useful side effect.