Where the H did this come from?? I don't remember introducing Vanguard in Shard of Alara. I'm like REALLY confused right now... :S
Kryptnyt
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Then play MTGO and all shall become clear.
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0)(12 votes)
Exactly This Is An Online Card It Shouldnt Be On The Gatherer What Should Be Though Are Textless Cards FNM's And DCI's You Know For Additional Art Viewing And Knowing You Gotta Update Your Collection
allmighty_abacus
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(7 votes)
Oh masterofetherium, the only thing I want to update is the number of times my fist goes through your skull.
metalevolence
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
allmighty_abacus: I will hold him for you. We can take turns.
Axelle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
...Ooze?
Gareth32
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Is this a reference to... excrement?
Shadoflaam
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(1 vote)
@metalvolence: Fine but I call dibs on his balls. If he has any.
turbler
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
It doesn't say nontoken creature, so when you devour the ooze he makes, they replace themselves! Quite impressive, and it even has +1 hand size. I wonder if I could convince my playgroup to try out vanguard irl (banning MoShoSto, due to their random nature, would probably be unfortunately necessary).
Keldane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Played a theoretical game with this Avatar for a Kresh Commander deck. I lost due to Fear, sadly, but before I lost my opponent blew up a 324/324 Thromak while I had Kresh, Corpsejack Menace, Doubling Season, and Death's Presence in play.
Yeah. I wound up with a 1300/1300 Corpsejack Menace and a 1563/1563 Kresh.
Jitteryowl
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Oh Hey Look I'm MasterOfEtherium. I Hate The Internet
Comments (11)
I'm like REALLY confused right now... :S
Yeah. I wound up with a 1300/1300 Corpsejack Menace and a 1563/1563 Kresh.