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Aysen Bureaucrats

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Aysen Bureaucrats

Comments (8)

Thaxan_Number_14
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Mr_Hendry
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (3 votes)
This is the worst advisor card ever printed. What else would you expect from Bureaucrats.
Lege
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
The ability is pretty funny when you think about the real world counterpart for what bureaucrats do.
mrredhatter
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (7 votes)
If I wrote the flavor text it would say: Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.
BegleOne
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (14 votes)
Grizzly Bears: "RRRAAAAAAWWRRR!"

Bureaucrats: "Yes sir, no problem sir, but before you can attack our boss, you must sign this paper in triplicate, drop the forms off in office 7-2A down stairs and then return here with a Receipt of Deliverance from office 4-6B next door."

Grizzly Bears "rraawr......"
TheHandyman
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Alan Raboniwitz usually draws real people into his artwork...since when did Congress start wearing those poofy white shirts?
kdraphael
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
LOL @ mrredhatter & BegleOne :)
Vishlord
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Good at talking down a wall, and getting a Spartan Queen to cheat on her husband. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!