@FitchenKinks- This isnt a porn site, go be horny somewhere else...
divine_exodus
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
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Thank you, Kryptnyt. Have you looked at all the cards Fitchen_Kinks has commented on? 85% of them have artwork like this. I was waiting for someone to say something.
ROBRAM89
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
I do get the feeling they cropped this art. I'll leave why to your imagination.
Stray_Dog
★☆☆☆☆ (1.4/5.0)(5 votes)
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Kirbster
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(2 votes)
An interesting Vanguard, to be sure. Plus, I think she's even cuter than she is on her card.
And, um... *cough* yes, she is a rather buxom lass. I'm glad we could all be mature about it.
It's been created for magic online. There, the game simply creates everything needed by itself.
In paper? Dunno if she actually exists there (I guess not). But before the game starts, you could of course create one pile of sorceries, and one pile of instants, and then simply pick at random from those. It won't be like on MTGO where any spell in the game might be a possible result, but still close to it.
@ A3Kitsune: chosen from all instants and sorceries ever printed for MTG. :)
jam_marie
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
I don't know how vanguard works, but this card seems awesome.
What I noticed wasn't so much the size of her bust as how wonky it is, perspective wise. Poor Jhoira would be pretty lopsided if she were in 3D.
The_Murderauder
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0)(1 vote)
It's cards like this that sometimes make me wish I played MtGO rather than paper Magic. But then I remember that that's an awful idea, and paying real money for a digital card is ridiculous.
CogMonocle
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
@The_Murderauder
If you have money stored online you're trading some bits of memory from a bank or what not with arbitrary value for bits of memory from Wizards with arbitrary value.
I hate when people say things like "I could just never spend $30 on a piece of cardboard"
So you have a problem trading paper with arbitrary value for cardboard with arbitrary value? It's not like you're just burning the money, if you buy correctly, they hold value and if you ever actually want the money back you can get the money back, because when you buy the card you have no net losses (if bought at the right price). You're just swapping one asset for another asset.
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Thank you, Kryptnyt. Have you looked at all the cards Fitchen_Kinks has commented on? 85% of them have artwork like this. I was waiting for someone to say something.
And, um... *cough* yes, she is a rather buxom lass. I'm glad we could all be mature about it.
In paper? Dunno if she actually exists there (I guess not). But before the game starts, you could of course create one pile of sorceries, and one pile of instants, and then simply pick at random from those. It won't be like on MTGO where any spell in the game might be a possible result, but still close to it.
@ A3Kitsune: chosen from all instants and sorceries ever printed for MTG. :)
What I noticed wasn't so much the size of her bust as how wonky it is, perspective wise. Poor Jhoira would be pretty lopsided if she were in 3D.
If you have money stored online you're trading some bits of memory from a bank or what not with arbitrary value for bits of memory from Wizards with arbitrary value.
I hate when people say things like "I could just never spend $30 on a piece of cardboard"
So you have a problem trading paper with arbitrary value for cardboard with arbitrary value? It's not like you're just burning the money, if you buy correctly, they hold value and if you ever actually want the money back you can get the money back, because when you buy the card you have no net losses (if bought at the right price). You're just swapping one asset for another asset.
ARRGH YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS