OH, CHILDREN! LISTEN TO MAH WORDS! YAH GOT TO ACCEPT SERRA INTO YAH HEART! THE FATHER OF MACHINES, HE'S AAALWAYS WATCHIN'! HIS WILL IS UNRELENTIN'! HIS VILE PRIESTS AN' AGENTS ARE EVERYWHEA! HIS EYE IS ALL SEEIN'! AND IF YOU, FOR ONE SECOND LISTEN TO HIS EDICTS, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HE'LL DO! HE'S GONNA OPEN UP HIS PORTAL, AND HE'S GONNA SEND OUT HIS GHOULS AND HIS GREMLINS, AND HE'S GONNA DRAG YOUR SOUL DOWN TO ROBOT HELL!
It's a cleric that converts creatures. What's not to love?
face-fister
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.9/5.0)(8 votes)
Quite possibly the most LITERAL flavor for white I've ever seen. Just needs a little 2: molest target choir boy.
Ironsharp
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Too bad he's on the reserved list, because at the very least his flavor matches Innistrad.
Radagast
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Crazy good flavor on a funny, yet oddly effective, card.
Psychrates
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This card beat ass back in the day. Pretty sure it's do so now...REPRINT!
"Don't disrespect me, MAH BOI, or I'll BE FORCED to go all "Wolololooo!" on yo ass!"
boneclub
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Neighbors, no one loves you like He loves you, and no one cares like He cares. Neighbors, let us join today in the holy love of God and money, because neighbors, no one loves you like He loves you. And what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets. Dig real deep, until it hurts. Alleviate your guilt, free yourself once again, because He gave to you, brothers and sisters.
Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar tax-deductible donation, and I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio, ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services. No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge in masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support, there is no end to what we can achieve in this country.
Coolclaytony
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This guy's not really that great of a preacher. He can only convert one individual to his faith at a time and must keep him or her under his constant supervision or they'll just revert back to their previous godless state. He must be dishing out some serious bs.
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great card, though
It's a cleric that converts creatures. What's not to love?
Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar tax-deductible donation, and I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio, ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services. No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge in masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support, there is no end to what we can achieve in this country.