This plus R and D's Secret Lair. I'll attack you with Floral Spuzzem. Okay, he's unblocked. Floral Spuzzem, would you like to destroy an artifact?.....Well? SHHH...He's thinking.
Guest57443454
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(11 votes)
The original text for this card is hilarious, but all kidding aside, this isn't that bad of a creature, especially for its time...
achilleselbow
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(15 votes)
Guys, it's simple. All you have to do is use some real magic to animate the card into a sentient being capable of making decisions.
Gear61
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(11 votes)
Oh my god.
Win.
Bluehero
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(15 votes)
This card is amazing, although I'm deeply saddened that they changed his creature type from spuzzem. The thought of all chnagelings being at least part spuzzem just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
blindthrall
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(6 votes)
I must admit, I wouldn't want one of these things coming at me.
bagilis
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(9 votes)
Kudos to anybody able to create a Spuzzem theme deck. Also, the spuzzem makes the decision, not the player :-)
With some tweaking i could see this card being printed in a current set. unfortunately they would have to change the amusing wording, but it has potential to be a decent card after minor editing that would be nice after Scars block.
land_comment
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
I named a character Floral Spuzzem in Dragonfable because of this. Unfortunately, he still can't make decisions any more than this card can.
Crag-Hack
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(6 votes)
Magic survival rule number 3: Never disturb a Spuzzem while he decides which artifact to destroy, or he might spuzz all over your face.
Salient
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(7 votes)
Anyone who attacks with this creature is required to shout "it's peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time!" Wiggling the creature around so it looks even more like a breakdancing banana is advisable.
Thank god they clarified that a Spuzzum is an elemental. "WTF was a Spuzzum supposed to be" is a question I've wondered off and on for years.
Legends was a weird, weird set. :)
LordRandomness
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(3 votes)
"Summon Spuzzem"
The best
Drewsel
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(4 votes)
I run this just so I can say Spuzzem.
SyntheticDreamer
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(5 votes)
This is actually not a terrible card. But I'd hate to be the one guy who runs this in his deck, and has everyone staring at him when he asks Floral Spuzzem whether it wants to destroy an artifact or not.
dlgn
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(6 votes)
Such a display of individuality was wasted on a green card--it should have been red. 5/5 for pure awesomeness.
Shadoflaam
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
The first sentient Magic card.
Spuzzman, come together from my hand, save me, infinite stalls are my plan, save me...
ToastRecon
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
The secret to playing Floral Spuzzem is faith. faith in that your best man will make the right decision at your wedding and not sleep with your sister.
kazenpaus
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(5 votes)
@Salient: To answer your question: a Spuzzem is a big green banana on legs with an individualist philosophy.
majinara
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I like that old creatures often dealt no combat damage when they had some special ability trigger. It is so flavorful, to send them on a mission that, instead of dealing damage, has some other purpose.
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Win.
Thank god they clarified that a Spuzzum is an elemental. "WTF was a Spuzzum supposed to be" is a question I've wondered off and on for years.
Legends was a weird, weird set. :)
The best
Spuzzman, come together from my hand, save me, infinite stalls are my plan, save me...