"I smell the Resin of a Crack Rocks Fresh Brew. I hear it sliding Quickly Down The Flow Pipe. My hunger cannot refuse that Dam Cocaine."
—Rick James
Mudbutt_on
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0)(4 votes)
Seriously?? If so... wow.
VoidedNote
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(7 votes)
Did MasterOfEtherium just make a funny? Holy shit.
Shadoflaam
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(2 votes)
S' not that funny.
Gelzo
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(9 votes)
Vampires like Tang. Who knew?
Majinkajisan
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
"You must have given up on hair plugs, because now you're going toupée." - Bloodhound Gang
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
8 point life swing, but gaining life is situational. Most of the time its not important.
Technetium
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It was integral to the original Yawgmoth's Bargain deck that terrorized the Standard format back in the day (at least until it ran into blue control decks running 4 Misdirection).
BrianTumah
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"You are what you eat" is the best flavour this card has.
MCcreator
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If she didn't want me to suck her soul she shouldn't have been dressed like that...
SirZapdos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The guy on the art looks like the same guy from the Seventh Edition Mind Rot and Pariah. Rough day for him.
purplebackpack89
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I shall take off this guy's toupee. I see it sliding wetly across his scalp. My humor cannot refuse the invitation
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—Rick James