Pointed Discussion

Malachorn 2009-07-12

★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (3 votes)

Not even interesting enough for draft/sealed that Rock Badger really needs discussion. Meh.

UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD 2009-11-08

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)

At least it's a badger...

Kryptnyt 2010-03-29

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (7 votes)

Beats scissors bear, but loses to paper dragon

GottaRunGottaRunNow 2010-08-23

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

There is nothing about this card that is appealing to me. At all.

Test-Subject_217601 2010-10-21

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

Of course he wished it was a bear. Bears are only 2/2s.

allmighty_abacus 2010-11-05

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Man, that must be embarrassing to get your @ss kicked by a badger.

JenBroness 2010-12-16

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)

If this were to show up in my deck I'd wish it were a bear.

MasterOfEtherium 2011-01-07

★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)

abacus You Would Get Your Ass Kicked By A Badger Ny Day Of the Week

Stray_Dog 2011-01-23

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

lol

ClockworkSwordfish 2011-01-25

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (6 votes)

Wizards has never seen a badger, have they

Hoonster 2011-03-05

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)

5 for 3/3 . . .
It has mountainwalk . . yay?
1/5

Nagoragama 2011-07-13

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)

We were at the keep
Everybody had matching guards
Somebody went under a rampart
And there they saw a bear
It wasn't a bear
It was a ROCK BADGER

Ideatog 2011-08-04

★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (4 votes)

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER,
SNAAAAAKE SNAAAAAKE! OOOH, IT'S A SNAKE!

BegleOne 2011-08-17

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)

I had a pet badger once, when I worked as a producer in a recording studio back in the 60's. His name was Mel; he'd always rock out when the Box Tops came in to record, he'd bob his head side to side. Turns out that the noise was actually giving him seizures, poor thing, died horribly one session. We replaced him with a ***atiel. If you ever listen real close to "Choo Choo Train" you can make out the chirping at the :55-60 mark. True story.

Tiggurix 2012-08-15

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Now where's our Rock Lobsters?

Totema 2012-09-04

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Rock Badger does care.

TheWrathofShane 2013-07-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

At best its a 3/3 unblockable for 5 mana.

2/5

Lord_of_phyrexia 2013-11-14

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

strictly less cute than the rysorian one